you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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