so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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