I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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