god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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