Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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