I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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