I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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