But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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