Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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