sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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