My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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