So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So many bounce houses so little time
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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