She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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