Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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