So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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