We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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