Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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