I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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