i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
