talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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