People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
i think my cat just said my name.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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