it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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