I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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