I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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