The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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