Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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