apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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