No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Your penis caused this!
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