I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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