Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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