too bad you live with your parents still
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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