There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
should my penis look like a turkey
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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