i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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