yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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