okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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