I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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