oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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