it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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