Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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