We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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