We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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