Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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