Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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