If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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