yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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