so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I want to fling myself into the sun
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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