Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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