He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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