In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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