try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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