No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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