when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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