i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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