This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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