Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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